Marketing 101

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m
fantastic in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One
of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s
fantastic in bed.” That’s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in
bed.” That’s Telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door
for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and
then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.” That’s Brand Recognition.

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