Was strolling home one evening and noticed a lady was standing by the edge of the river. And the sound of weeping could be heard from where I’m standing so I decided to make sure she is fine.
“Hey is everything ok?”
She continued crying.
“Miss you alright? ”
She turned to my direction and said:
“Leave me alone… I don’t want to live anymore…!”
At this moment I knew I had to do something…
“Lady I think you are really hot… how about giving me a passionate kiss before you kill yourself?” (She is kinda hot anyway)
She turned and grabbed my head towards her lips and it went on for perhaps a good 15 minutes.
She smile and said:
“Thanks I feel better now…”
“Why did you wanna kill yoursef in the first place my dear?” I asked
She looked at me and started to weep again and said:
“My parents disowned me after I had my sex change operation…”
Ps: A gun anyone?